Friday, April 30
Ways I Am Avoiding Revising
No. 1 in a Series of (Potentially) Hundreds
Today's prime example: watching episodes of The Simpsons until 1am, when I could / should be:
a) doing some revision; or,
b) in bed, sleeping in preparation for waking at a respectable hour tomorrow, so that I can crack on and get some revision done.
Guilt level: HIGH
Motivation level: ULTRA-LOW
Love of The Simpsons: VERY HIGH
Probability of actually doing some revision tomorrow: MODERATE
I'm so, what's the word, fucked for these exams. And yet there is this distinctly nihilistic feeling of nonchalance and melancholy flowing through me... Somebody motivate me!!!