Friday, October 10
Ba1sta1grdi Kejyboa1grdi
That title actually says "Bastard Keyboard."
For some stupid reason, the map of this keyboard has become corrupted, leaving a whole bundle of gibberish when you type. For instance, pushing the "w" key actually results in the computer typing a "w" and then doing a Page Up action, taking you back to the start of the text. Dammit. The following keys are also fucked up:
a = a1
d = di
g = gr
i = di
j = jy
r = gr
y = jy
0 = '0
' = '0
= = #=
Home = 5 + Home
+ = ~+
The list goes on. Very fucking annoying. And therefore I am not writing anything of great length. Ha.