Saturday, August 2
Fatherhood
I feel so proud. 2 of my faithful readers have started their own blogs as a direct result of reading mine every day. *blushes* They are Kiwi and Kewell. What they don't realise is that my evil plan is working. Soon all of the world will link to me!!! I can hardly wait for the power.
What else? I've spent most of last night and today playing around with designs for the new blog layout. I'm really, really pleased with how they've turned out, they look fucking smart. I was going to do a super-duper animated side panel, and I got it working fine after a few hours of relearning Javascript from scratch, but decided that it looked shit. Instead, it's going to be...... nope, I've said too much already. Here's a little taster to whet your appetite.
I was out doing some stuff to the garden today, trimming the bushes and all that crap, when I noticed just how phallic most power tools are. My Dad has a fair-old collection of tools, including the prime example. No longer can men claim that their tools are not penis extensions. Just look at it! It's a great big (green) dick. They must have had a field day at Black & Decker designing that one.