Saturday, August 2
I feel so proud. 2 of my faithful readers have started their own blogs as a direct result of reading mine every day. *blushes* They are Kiwi and Kewell. What they don't realise is that my evil plan is working. Soon all of the world will link to me!!! I can hardly wait for the power.
I was out doing some stuff to the garden today, trimming the bushes and all that crap, when I noticed just how phallic most power tools are. My Dad has a fair-old collection of tools, including the prime example. No longer can men claim that their tools are not penis extensions. Just look at it! It's a great big (green) dick. They must have had a field day at Black & Decker designing that one.