Sunday, June 1
I Disown My Parents
The following are text messages I have received from my parents in the past 24 hours. They're in Ireland at the moment, visiting a few friends, and by the sound of things drinking a lot!
MUM (31.05.03 19:14) Hi there from sunny dublin well oiled last night you would love it. (Mum doesn't know how to use punctuation when she texts...)
DAD (01.06.03 01:04) im pissed how about you (Dad also doesn't understand punctuation)
DAD (01.06.03 13:04) we are sitting in fitzgeralds bar remember ballykissangel dad has just regained his colour (I can only assume my mum wrote that)
Now hold on just one Goddamn minute. I'm the student-alcoholic type. My parents aren't allowed to send me drunken text messages, only my drinking buddies can do that. To add insult to injury, I wasn't "pissed" last night. In fact, I hadn't even had a single alcoholic drink since 2am Saturday morning. Hopefully they won't remember that message, so I can show them it on Wednesday when I go back home...
Trisco - Muzak
Pras - Ghetto Superstar
Jimpy - Feeling Good
Weekend Players - 21st Century