Thursday, March 25
Not dead, been busy. I will catch up this weekend, because I will have precisely no work to do. OK, so one piece of work to do, but that doesn't count.
Lots of random things happening, so it will probably involve another epic post. I really shouldn't get 10 days behind in my posting here.
Do some work old man!
Sunday, March 21
Fucking Coursework Bastard!
Hmmm, so I'm *clicks "Recount"* 4175 words through my 5000 word Advanced Criminal coursework essay, due in tomorrow, and I reckon that I've got at least another 3000 words to write that I think will be relevant. I need to do some serious editing of the stuff I've written so far... I fucking hate doing fucking coursework, I really do.
Especially when I leave it until the day before it's got to be in to start writing it. Damn my lack of a work ethic.
I'm so bored of writing about offences and defences and any distinction that can be found between them in the criminal law. I need to walk around my house for a few minutes, because I've barely moved from my chair for the entire day. Not good.
Although, on the plus side, at least there's been a shiny new webcam image up for most of the day. It refreshes every 10 minutes, although I'm generally in the same head-in-my-hands-despairing-at-my-lack-of-essay-writing-ability-and-wanting-to-make-it-all-stop pose for every photo. Either that or a look of desperate concern on my face as I stare at the screen, waiting for the essay to write itself. Damn that lack of a work ethic in the last 4 weeks!
And yes, I know I'm about a week behind in updating what has been going on in my life, but this essay really, really, really needs to get done. And it's not going to write itself, no matter how much I stare at it.
But please, come and distract me by chatting to me on MSN Messenger. Then I can blame you when I fail this piece of coursework!!! Hurrah. The address is on the last post.
Alright, I'll post it again now, but only because I'm nice: wiltshiregooner[at]hotmail[dot]com